Anyway, back to your regularly (ha) scheduled content. King Mswati III, Swaziland's bat-shit-insane misogynistic dictator, who famously advocated that HIV positive people should be "sterilized and branded", recently announced that god had miraculously communicated with him by, I kid you not, making his TV remote fall off the table.
“King Mswati claims the right to his absolute power on the basis of both Swazi culture and the biblical divine rights of kings. His brothers are on record as saying democracy and other forms of government are illegitimate because the bible sanctions kings but not presidents or elected officials.
“So it is important that the king be able to say he was given a direct sign from God, in this case the seemingly inexplicable dropping of a TV remote from a palace coffee table,” said Ndwandwe. news24
As you can plainly see, there can be no other explanation, it must have been a sign from god. My only question is, what was god trying to tell him? "Don't watch Oprah, it rots your brain"?
My best guess is that god accidentally dropped by for a chat while the king was watching porn (Awkward!), stammered an embarrassed apology and clumsily knocked over the remote in his haste to leave.